Not from The Onion

Stolen directly from Marginal Revolution, but how can I not share this?

Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.

 I'm not quite sure why Tyler didn't list it under "not from the Onion"

PS - I'll write the stuff about the inefficiency of queues when I get round to it - very possibly in the next week or so.